This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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