Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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