A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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