He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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