is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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