dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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