actually, I'm a sock model
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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