He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
