Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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