The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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