butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I am naked and annoyed.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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