brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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