so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i drank out of a bidet.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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