he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just had sex on a roof
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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