Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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