question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
That was before I lit my hair on fire
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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