like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I supernannyed him into submission
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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