your thong is hanging out like whoa
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
