He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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