doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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