I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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