So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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