Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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