He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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