I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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