two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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