When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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