ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
4 words: hood of his car
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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