And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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