I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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