Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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