Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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