why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Randomize
