...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sponge bath it is.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have fence marks all over my body
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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