Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I love having hate sex.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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