I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
