it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I understand Curling. That high.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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