Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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