I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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