we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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