Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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