I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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