ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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