he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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