I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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