Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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