no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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