Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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