if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
my poor anus
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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