You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
